Dear Mrs Rose and Ms M:
I'm sorry. It started out as an innocent game, really. Perhaps I didn't think it through. It's hot. We were going for some indoor fun and late-day energy burn.
I don't know why I called the game "Fathead." It was funny. And it did get a laugh. Once I said it, I couldn't "unsay" it.
We know we should never call people "fathead." And I'm sorry if he does! I'll try to make up for it with cupcakes.